"Do u know this???" always makes me lol.
Me: ruman i have sorry for u ): 11:43 AM
Me: r u forgive?? 11:43 AM
Roman: Come over baby plz? 11:44 AM
Me: ok i walk there 12:05 PM
Me: where are u again?? 12:05 PM
Roman: 4803 brighton rd 12:06 PM
Me: ok i leaving now 12:07 PM
Me: will u text me as i walk?? 12:07 PM
Roman: Yes baby 12:08 PM
Me: can u tell me a story plz?? 12:09 PM
Roman: Just come over plz n tell it 2 u here ok? 12:09 PM
Me: it is long walk, can u plz tell me story so i can entertain?? plz 12:10 PM
Me: roman r u there?? 12:14 PM
Roman: Yes baby come over 12:14 PM
Me: i am on my way to arrive now 12:17 PM
Me: can u tell me a story plz?? 12:17 PM
Me: raman?? 12:20 PM
Me: i turn around and go back home 12:20 PM
Me: u r not be nice 12:20 PM
Me: u no tell me a story! 12:21 PM
Roman: Yes 12:21 PM
Me: u r mean to me ): 12:21 PM
Me: yes what do u mean?? 12:21 PM
Roman: Come over baby plz 12:21 PM
Me: i am stopping now 12:22 PM
Me: sitting on the curb until u tell story for me ok?? 12:22 PM
Roman: Were r u sweety? 12:22 PM
Me: waiting 4 u 12:23 PM
Roman: Ok i want 2 spread your legs n lick your pussy really good ontill u come ok 12:23 PM
Me: u tell story plz 4 me?? 12:24 PM
Me: that is bad story 12:24 PM
Me: u have no maginatune 12:24 PM
Me: do u have funny story from work 4 me?? 12:24 PM
Me: i like story time ramen 12:25 PM
Me: do u know this?? 12:25 PM
Me: ramen?? 12:26 PM
Me: can u come get me plz?? 12:26 PM
Me: roman?? 12:29 PM
Me: roman r u there today?? 12:30 PM
Me: ok, roman i dont know what to do now u no answer?? 12:31 PM
Me: can u pick me up today o no?? 12:31 PM
Me: u no answer so i go back home 12:31 PM
Me: u say u text me but u no text me 12:31 PM
Me: i need to ride i have no car 12:31 PM
Me: roman?? 12:32 PM
Me: i am at OK Corral can u pick me up plz roman?? 12:36 PM
Me: text me when u arrive ok?? 12:36 PM
Apparently, OK Corral is the closest bar to Roman's house.
Roman: Ok baby give a few min ok sweety? 12:46 PM
Me: ok 12:49 PM
Roman: Stay there i be rite there few min sweety ok? 12:55 PM
Me: roman r u here 4 me?? 12:57 PM
Roman: Not yea baby i be a few min ok? 12:57 PM
Me: ok ramon 1:01 PM
Me: i c u soon ok?? 1:02 PM
Roman: Ok give me 10min 1:04 PM
Me: ok i get a drink here ok, do u want a drink too ranma? 1:04 PM
Me: do u want some naoch too?? 1:04 PM
Me: i get both tacos some naoch y bud lite lime 4 u ok?? 1:10 PM
Me: roman can u bring some baloons plz?? 1:24 PM
Me: ramen are u coming?? it has been 20 minutos! 1:35 PM
Roman: Who this 1:36 PM
Roman: Who this this is eliza 1:37 PM
Me: r u serious?? 1:39 PM
Me: this is cynthia, who r u eliza?? 1:39 PM
Me: where is roman?? 1:39 PM
Me: roman?? 1:40 PM
Roman: Well im eliza u mEssing withe him w 1:41 PM
Me: eliza what do u do with ramen!! 1:42 PM
Me: what do u say to me?? 1:42 PM
Me: eliza do u know ramen?? 1:43 PM
Me: eliza who r u to roman? 1:44 PM
Roman: Yea im his women 1:45 PM
Me: no u r not!! 1:45 PM
Me: who do u tell this to eliza?? 1:45 PM
Roman: Who u 1:46 PM
Me: i cynthia roman is arrive to me at OK Corral 1:46 PM
Me: u know this?? ELIZA 1:46 PM
Roman: That the reason he here with me and not u?????and i have his phone 1:47 PM
Me: then y is he texting me dirty texting?? 1:48 PM
Me: roman dose nasty! thats y! 1:48 PM
Me: do u dose nasty for him????? 1:48 PM
Who the fuck is Eliza?
Roman: No u could have him im leaving his place i could have more fish in the sea 1:50 PM
Me: u r just jealous EE LIZ AH 1:51 PM
Me: because u no fin no fish today! 1:51 PM
Me: u lie to me eliza 1:52 PM
Roman: Were r u going 2 OK colr 1:52 PM
Me: u r no eliza to me 1:52 PM
Me: yes r u arrive too?? 1:52 PM
Me: where is roman now?? 1:53 PM
Me: eliza what is ur real name huh?? 1:54 PM
Me: do u tell me this today o no???? 1:54 PM
Me: r u there E LI ZA???????? 1:55 PM
Me: can u plz send a pic of u??? 1:56 PM
Me: r u not there no more?? 1:59 PM
Me: roman r u there?? 2:00 PM
Me: who is this EE LIE ZAH?? 2:00 PM
Me: roman r u coming to get me now?? 2:08 PM
Me: i have been here for 40 minutos! 2:08 PM
Roman: Go 2 jack in the box i be there 2:10 PM
Me: no roman! 2:11 PM
Me: u come here 2:11 PM
Me: who is eliza???? u tell me this! 2:11 PM
Me: y u tell me to come over if eliza is there?????? 2:13 PM
Me: Roman Benito Sanchez! u anser me!!! 2:14 PM
Roman: Go 2 cash America pawn im here ok 2:15 PM
Me: ok 2:16 PM
Me: y r u at pawn??? 2:16 PM
Me: roman who is eliza????? 2:16 PM
Roman: Yes come here sweety plz? 2:17 PM
Me: ramen i am here at ur pawn 2:19 PM
Me: where r u now?? 2:19 PM
Me: roman??? 2:20 PM
Me: i am not seeing u at the pawn 2:20 PM
Me: who the fuck is eliza??? 2:20 PM
Roman: Inside the pawn shop 2:20 PM
Me: i am outside pawn shop 2:21 PM
Me: r u come out roman??? 2:21 PM
Roman: Yes im out 2:22 PM
Me: roman i am inside pawn shop. where r u now?? 2:22 PM
Me: i do not see or hear u romon 2:23 PM
Me: where is eliza??? 2:23 PM
Roman: Were r u at the pawn shop 2:24 PM
Me: roman where r u at??? 2:24 PM
Me: i am inside the first pawn on ben white. where r u??? 2:24 PM
Me: roman r u with eliza now??? 2:25 PM
Me: i am next to the tv 2:25 PM
Me: r u in here 2:25 PM
Me: what do u look like??? 2:25 PM
Roman: Ok i be there 5min 2:25 PM
Me: that is what u say about corral and u no come. 2:26 PM
Me: i think u lie to me 2:27 PM
Me: y do u lie to me roman??? 2:27 PM
Me: is eliza ur woman and u lie to make me sad 2:27 PM
Me: ): 2:27 PM
Me: u anser me romen!! 2:27 PM
Roman: Im my way i promies ok 2:27 PM
Me: i do not beleeve u 2:29 PM
Me: u r with eliza 2:29 PM
Me: fuck ur shit 2:29 PM
Me: romen lier 2:29 PM
Roman: Were r u now swseety 2:30 PM
Me: i no tell u 2:30 PM
Me: u call me sweety but u text from eliza 2:30 PM
Roman: Im at water burger 2:30 PM
Me: eliza is sweety to u 2:30 PM
Me: so u fuck u 2:31 PM
Me: It's pronounced Whataburger stoopid. 2:31 PM
Me: y do u stand me up??? 2:34 PM
Roman: Im at the pawn shop 2:34 PM
Roman: Im at the pown shop 2:34 PM
Me: no u r not!!! 2:34 PM
Me: i am at the pawn shop roman!!!! 2:35 PM
Me: what do u look like??? 2:35 PM
Roman: Im here the pawn shop EZ pawn shop 2:35 PM
Me: where??? 2:36 PM
Me: i am screaming for u in store 2:36 PM
Me: do u hear me because i can no hear 2:36 PM
Roman: Outside 2:36 PM
Me: i am outside. what do u look lik???? 2:37 PM
Roman: Were outside 2:38 PM
Me: i am outside. i do not see u here roman! 2:39 PM
Me: is this eliza?? fuck u eliza!!! 2:39 PM
Animation!
For those having difficulties keeping up, here's a handy map of Roman's travels today...
