I'm not saying it's both tacos...

"Here's how the convo went as I remember:

R: hi u ask for me?

Me: ya hey roman man what's up? I met you at happy hour at Applebee's last week we got beers and a salet

R: I no remember u but hay how u Doing

Me: this is my girlfriend, pearl

R: hay pearl nice c u 

Pearl: hi roman ive heard lots about you...can I have taco salet please?

R: oh un we don't have that (giggles creepy as fuck and says I sorry)

Me: alright cool roman good to see you again man I'll see you soon 

R: ah nice to see you, see you soon Francisco."

Someone says "maybe we shouldn't do this." Someone else responds "let 'em crash".