Roman no like HH

Happy Hour happened. Roman was supposed to come. He didn't.

Remember, someone broke their face in their GEO while driving to Roman's house.

"Me: i can no drive. 1:26 PM 
Me: i send u a pic ok?? 1:26 PM 
Roman: R u ok sweety i hope u r not hurt? 1:32 PM 
Me: i am broken my face today 1:52 PM 
Roman: Im sorry that happen 2 u sweety! 1:53 PM 
Roman: Take a pic of your face let me see plz? 2:18 PM"

"Jennay" finally figures out how to send a pic. (This pic was found by Googling "43 year old hot chick")

Hey Baby!

He's coming.

People don't really believe he's coming to happy hour. If he does, though, there's some ideas on it.

I'm gonna be honest. I just got this one right now. Don't turn lift!

Yes. Happy hour has begun.

"Roman: How u doing!! 3:09 PM 
4 more messages 
Me: i am better today u?? 7:04 PM 
Me: u r working now?? 7:05 PM 
Me: u r working now?? 7:05 PM 
Roman: Here at home on my bed 7:05 PM 
Roman: Go in at 11pm-4am 7:06 PM 
Roman: Would like 2 come over 2morrow? 7:09 PM

Roman: Baby i go 2 work 2nite baby 2morrow we can? 7:24 PM 

Me: ok i text u 10 times tomorrow at 6am 7:27 PM"

Both tacos!!!

At this point, it's obvious Roman isn't coming. A female has called him, he got scared and hung up after she gave him directions. Other people are calling him.

Ahhh. Fuck it.

Let's see what we can do. I'm pretty sure he's clueless.

Seriously. I don't know what to think of this guy. I texted him pic of both tacos!

Some people went out drinking.

The Grammy's came on. Take your medication Roman!

Roman's casting a wider net these days.

Jennay is done. Roman is persistent.

Luckily, other are not done.


"Roman: Hello how u doing? 10:33 AM 
27 more messages 
Me: romen do u text me today?? 12:06 PM 
Me: r u there 4 today romen?? 12:06 PM 
Roman: Yes 12:06 PM 
Me: what r u now?? 12:06 PM 
Me: ok hi 12:06 PM 
Me: r u eating?? 12:06 PM 
Me: what do u do today?? 12:07 PM 
Me: r u work today?? 12:08 PM 
Me: ok i text u later 12:10 PM 
Me: roman u text me but then u no text back ever!!! how come u text but then no text!!! i no see y u do this. r u work tonight o no?? i cant come over because i have no car!! 12:22 PM 
Me: do u have car?? 12:23 PM 
Me: can u be arrive at my house today o now?? 12:23 PM 
Me: i will wait outside now 12:23 PM 
Me: at what time will you be arriving?? 12:23 PM 
Roman: Im off 2day baby come over plz? 12:23 PM 
Me: i have no car 12:24 PM 
Me: u pick me up today?? 12:24 PM 
Me: i reck my car because turn lift. r u remember this?? 12:24 PM 
Roman: Were do u live so i can pick u up? 12:24 PM 
Me: u come to pick me up at 1230? 12:24 PM 
Me: ok 12:25 PM 
Roman: Were do u live? 12:27 PM 
Me: i will wait for u 12:28 PM 
Me: 1804 brighton rd 12:28 PM 
Me: are u leaving now?? 12:28 PM 
Me: i shall wait for thee 12:28 PM 
Me: art thou here?? 12:28 PM 
Me: romen?? 12:29 PM 
Me: did u see? 12:29 PM

Me: romen?? 12:31 PM 
Me: y u no talk today?? 12:32 PM 
Me: i see u today o no?? 12:32 PM 
Roman: Come over? 12:34 PM 
Me: r u come over o me come over?? 12:35 PM 
Me: r u Vapa today?? 12:35 PM 
Me: r u there romena???? 12:36 PM 
Roman: Come over 2 my house 2nite baby ok? 12:36 PM 
Me: u pick me up tonite??? 12:37 PM 
Me: i can no drive do u have bus?? 12:37 PM 
Me: r u there romen!! 12:37 PM 
Me: u text sooooooo slow!!!! 12:37 PM 
Me: u pick me up tonight???? (: 12:38 PM 
Me: romen?? 12:38 PM 
Me: can i borrow 100 dollars from u today???? 12:39 PM 
Me: plz 12:39 PM 
Me: r u leave now?? 12:39 PM 
Me: u pick me up tonite at what time do u say?? 12:39 PM 
Me: roman?? 12:42 PM 
Me: r u pick me up tonite?? (: 12:42 PM 
Roman: 11Pm 12:42 PM 
Me: that is late no? 12:43 PM 
Me: i send u pic then u make it 9 ok?? 12:43 PM 
Me: do u see my pic of me?? 12:45 PM 
Me: u come at 9 now???? 12:46 PM 
Roman: Ok at 9pm were do u live? 12:50 PM 
Me: roman r u sleeping now?? 12:50 PM 
Me: 1804 brighton rd 12:50 PM"

Naoch Delivery!

And, Roman seems to be done with us. We love you Roman! Keep on keepin' on!


"Roman: Send me a pic of your pussy plz baby? 1:44 PM 
Me: fuck u i send no pic of my pussy to u 9:10 AM 
Roman: No u did not! 10:00 AM 
Me: u do not yell at my pussy!! 1:22 PM 
Me: u do not yell at my pussy!! 1:22 PM 
Me: u send pic of u pussy?? 1:22 PM 
Me: roman why do u use eclamation point at me!!?? 1:24 PM 
Me: i send eclamations at u! 1:25 PM 
Me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1:25 PM 
Me: ! 1:26 PM 
Me: AND I TALK IN CAPS AT U!!!!! 1:26 PM 
Me: !!! 1:26 PM 
Me: HOW DO U LIKE THAT!!!! 1:26 PM 
Me: CAPS TO U!!! 1:27 PM 
Me: DO U KNOW THIS ROMEN!!!! 1:27 PM 
Me: ! 1:33 PM 
Me: ! 1:33 PM 
Me: !!!!!!! 1:33 PM 
Me: ! 1:33 PM 
Me: !! 1:34 PM 
Me: !!! 1:34 PM 
Me: !!!! 1:34 PM"